January 15, 2020 HomeArticlesAN APPLE A DAY AN APPLE A DAY By George Tseng Articles 100 Comments Tags:an apple a day, an apple a day keeps the doctor away, apples, beard, comedy, commercial, doctor, Drama, Eating, exercise, fitness, funny, health, hospitial, keep the doctor away, medicine, random, SUPERED86, VILDERMAN Related Posts Jagannath! Can we see you? Even if we are not “Hindus”? 🔥 Генератор ОГНЕННЫХ ТОРНАДО. Эксперимент. Budget Sewing- Tools & Hacks from the Dollar Store About Author admin 100 Comments Kevin Uchiha So… how often should i eat apples again? April 6, 2015 Reply Body Soap This made my week. April 6, 2015 Reply Dr.Carlyxa Эдик чё куришь? тоже хочу так April 6, 2015 Reply EdwardCavill83 Ed, this is brilliant ! ! One of your best sketches so far. April 6, 2015 Reply StephenAndrew777 I think eating fresh vegetables is good for you. In other words, I could potentially cost people money by admitting that I think eating fresh vegetables is good for you. Only in a world this backward… April 6, 2015 Reply Histeria Channel Awesome video! April 6, 2015 Reply Anton Ivanov Hey Ed! Wherz ya muscles??? April 6, 2015 Reply Artem Borisovskiy But will two apples a day keep two doctors away? As a mathematician, I develop a theory of doctor-patient distance relation in curved four-dimensional space. See, if two apples a day keep two doctors away, and three apples a day keep three doctors away and so on… then by induction an infinite number of apples a day keep an infinite number of doctors away. ✖ Distance is also important. Say it's directly proportional to the size of an apple. Then an infinitely large apple keeps a doctor away at infinite distance. ✖ Combining the previous two, an infinite number of infinitely large apples a day keep an infinite number of doctors away at infinite distance. ✖ Yeah. See, math can be very interesting after a line of cocaine, two bottles of whiskey and a banana in the butt. ✖ And by the way, will the doctor come closer if I barf after eating an apple? ✖ Damn. April 6, 2015 Reply Eddie I creamed my cats butt hole. Surely that will keep the doctor away. Xaxaxaxa April 6, 2015 Reply Edgar J. Pinkerton, Drink Master This is your best video. April 6, 2015 Reply Ingvarr M Заебись. April 6, 2015 Reply Wizard Gorilla Lemme listen to your heart XD April 6, 2015 Reply MrTheMegaVideo @SuperEd86 reminds me off @CrazyRussianHacker April 7, 2015 Reply slicer302 Youre addicted to opiates April 7, 2015 Reply SlicedWood I'll do anything to keep you away April 7, 2015 Reply David Williams "Hey! And if you don't eat an apple a day, you can put a banana in your butt!" Legit lol'd April 7, 2015 Reply Leteha2nd hey dude, I hope you will take in a movie April 7, 2015 Reply Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ AN APPLE A GAY April 7, 2015 Reply Jolli Joker Кто не будь из русских кроме меня смотрит эда April 7, 2015 Reply Dmitry Rogov Супер, Эд. Твой русский хорош. April 7, 2015 Reply Sergey Vorobyev now i'm not so sad i'm allergic to apples, thanks! April 7, 2015 Reply Hector Candelario Damn bro, you're just too funny April 7, 2015 Reply Oleksii Kolesnikov Havent seen better since a while April 7, 2015 Reply Nikita Manakov and if u dont eat an apple a day u could put a banana up ur but…LMFAO April 7, 2015 Reply Alex Hernandez Can I smoke weed with you?!?!? April 8, 2015 Reply Swedish Otaku Should have made a joke about Apple. But good one. XD April 8, 2015 Reply Squares so many videos! supered you are the superest funniest I love when you release a video April 8, 2015 Reply jesseboy121 Watched it yesterday.. Still laughing my ass off. Great job Supered!! April 8, 2015 Reply Sky's health and diy I like April 8, 2015 Reply 91zozol u getting old ed April 9, 2015 Reply Sara 사라 Bro Omg so hilarious Lolololol 😂😂 April 9, 2015 Reply Vadim Smelyanskiy An apple, Ed, aye keeps doctors away.Aye-aye it does. Keep it with ya to keep 'em bloody doctors away. April 10, 2015 Reply AnNa PoO Lol April 11, 2015 Reply I have an awesome name What if it´s a nice doctor :OHe just want´s to be your friend. And you use all doctors weekness against them. Using a invisible barrier, to keep the doctor away. I don´t know what im typing im fucked up. D: -__- April 11, 2015 Reply kkass new favorite Ed vid! April 11, 2015 Reply dGG An apple a day keeps the banana up my butts away from the doctor? Maybe I'll stop eating apples April 12, 2015 Reply Khizo ANALpple a day keeps a doctor away! April 15, 2015 Reply BOB JONES Unless you have AIDS.. and you're gonna DIE!LOL I lost it April 16, 2015 Reply Piter Morison Эд, стань доктором… Тебе идет! April 16, 2015 Reply Άγγελος Μιχαλιός Can we have a 24 hours version of let me listen to your heart ? It was so awesome i cant stop repeating the video XD April 17, 2015 Reply AwesomeRepix I subscribed when you made a video called How to dance good. this video just made sure i don't unsubscribe before i die! April 18, 2015 Reply Marcos Pomales funny shit man April 22, 2015 Reply Gaming Simplified But I dont wanna keep you away, Ed. April 23, 2015 Reply tenaciousj95 Unless you got aids, and you're gonna die. 😂 May 2, 2015 Reply NELVK Question: how many apples were used to make this video? May 2, 2015 Reply Slinger Marshall I'm tempted to eat and apple now….I think im going to go get an apple. May 20, 2015 Reply Luka Lukšić Good point, every once in a while May 20, 2015 Reply Ramona Fannin Ahhhhh,that's apples mate May 25, 2015 Reply Dane Boe Knife? May 27, 2015 Reply GA. Luigi I pissed myself laughing when he said "Unless you have AIDS, and you're gonna DIE." June 2, 2015 Reply Queen Queen an appele a day keeps the doctor away .unlesse your wif is a doctor June 21, 2015 Reply Queen Queen an apple a day keeps the doctor away . unlessse your using apple products June 24, 2015 Reply L Hitman He annoys me but in a funny way July 1, 2015 Reply Влад Макаренко Спасибо за русские субтитры. July 4, 2015 Reply spinemelter2000 What if I don't want a doctor to go away? What do I need to have? Oh, a comprehensive health insurance plan. I don't have one of those. July 11, 2015 Reply Jusiahhunter It makes you healthy July 16, 2015 Reply BrassDrumStables an apple a day keeps everyone away if you throw it hard enough or its toxic 🙂 July 29, 2015 Reply timber44487 AJ AN IPHONE A DAY WILL NEVER KEEP ME FROM NOT WATCHING ED! September 10, 2015 Reply NBA_Malik Lol September 12, 2015 Reply Sir-Chuffey So hard not to laugh at this. Why is this not more popular? Please continue making these XD September 26, 2015 Reply hdzer0 I watch this every day October 7, 2015 Reply DarkX64 An apple a day keeps the doctor away if you aim it right at his head and throw with the appropriate amount of force… not speaking from personal experience here tho November 9, 2015 Reply Oliver Kohrtz Can i call you my mom? November 9, 2015 Reply Pand3miC SK How is the funny? November 13, 2015 Reply Guiii! amazing!!! December 20, 2015 Reply Bane Vujkov I am apple! January 31, 2016 Reply DetectivePoopDeck an apple a day makes you shit your fucking brains out. or is that just me? February 22, 2016 Reply samroses an Apple a day keeps the doctor away , unless…Your parents are doctors 😂 February 27, 2016 Reply Marvin Monkeyn An a apple?xDD February 29, 2016 Reply Ainah's field plower I was actually hoping for some advise but, … This is even better . 😉 April 18, 2016 Reply Sean Haines i love the accent June 29, 2016 Reply Sean Haines :41 nice laugh June 29, 2016 Reply rajinder singh Stupid an apple is not poison August 17, 2016 Reply Wing Icecream if you eat an apple and slit your wrists, wow man, wow. September 19, 2016 Reply The Salt For myself i got a pen apple. October 6, 2016 Reply Aleksander Kharabara Man please do more videos like that!!!!!!! I just love your videos, I keep watching them again and again and again until my eyes start bleeding, man please I need more videos! October 25, 2016 Reply Dawdle Dead Wolf an apple a day keeps a doctor away means eating an apple keeps you a little more healthy than the average person who doesnt October 28, 2016 Reply Queen Queen an aple keeps the doctors away unless you are sick November 28, 2016 Reply Venom lol February 28, 2017 Reply Rusty Nickels Will an apple a day keep Dr. Phil away? March 14, 2017 Reply rashpoler Thanks for the subtitles dude)) April 23, 2017 Reply John Alex Constantine Dis guy 😂 June 27, 2017 Reply Thunderlord YTP and rage I'm allergic to apples 🍎 June 29, 2017 Reply Wander Bear AIDS isn't funny, I wouldn't wish it on anyone. June 30, 2017 Reply Wilson Tannous MAN this is the only youtuber I've ever truly enjoyed, please come back to making these random type videos, they would become popular again trust me!!!! November 8, 2017 Reply Reveleur Throw apples at the doctor LEAVE MY CHILDRENS ALONEEEE January 4, 2018 Reply Deegz Gaming An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away! February 18, 2018 Reply ROGER ZED i have a pen, you have an apple… April 29, 2018 Reply Thacos Hey Vsauce, Ed here June 3, 2018 Reply Morne What kind of Vsauce its this…? August 9, 2018 Reply Bogdan Raul If you are a doctor why are u eating an apple? January 10, 2019 Reply Dr4G0nT4keR L0rd 0:10 eheehehwhehehehheh February 4, 2019 Reply Jeremy Sorejian An apple a day keeps the doctor away UNLESS you took an arrow to the knee March 21, 2019 Reply Иван Грозный Яблоко April 6, 2019 Reply Jeremiah Rush Iron Man and Black Widow die in Avengers Endgame May 14, 2019 Reply Uncle Mamad he hates apples cuz he's a doctor June 25, 2019 Reply Brynn TempleWood AIDS doesn't mean you're going to die. It just needs treatment. August 9, 2019 Reply Дмитрий Ejiv Спасибо тебе за русские субтитры, до сих пор не знаю английского, но над этим начал работать. Пожалуйста, делай субтитры на русском и к новым видео, чтобы понимать смысл с первого просмотра. ) Аминь October 16, 2019 Reply Brock Dain 0:26 okay the human body needs 2,500 calories to sustain itself an apple has 95 calories October 21, 2019 Reply TheeeOnlyPro Playz You all know that if you throw hard enough you can keep anyone away. November 17, 2019 Reply Add a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment:*Name:* Email Address:* Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.