Hilarious Kids’ Holiday Lists (GAME)


– Kids write the darnedest holiday lists. – [Boys] Let’s talk about that. (alarm rings)
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– Hello boys! – Welcome back to the show. – Hello there. – Hi.
– Oh, very proper. – Hello there, guys. – Based on your last experience, you’re back for more, huh? – Yeah. – Yeah?
– You ready for more guessing? – Maybe. – Playing it cool this time, I like it. – All right yeah, here’s
what’s gonna happen. We’re gonna see an
image of an actual kid’s holiday wish list that was
posted on the internet. It’s got something amazing on
it but it’s been censored out and then we each have to
guess what that thing is. You guys are playing as a team. You can give your individual
answers but if either one of you get it right,
team Shando gets a point. – Yes and if team Shando wins,
then we have to buy something for you guys off of your
Christmas wish lists. If I win, Link’s gotta buy
me something and if he wins, I gotta buy him something. – Either way, you guys
don’t have to buy anything. Does that sound good? – Great.
– Mm-hm! – All right, let’s see the
first holiday wish list. Dear Santa, for Christmas
I want, please, a dog that blank, some ice cream,
and some flip flops. A dog that blanks some ice
cream or is that separate? Stevie, can you tell us? – [Stevie] It’s a dog that
does what is the question that you’re answering, that’s
the blank you’re filling in. – Okay now we’re gonna
write ours down but you guys can just have ’em in your brain. You don’t have to share it with each other unless you want to. – This feels pretty, I
don’t know, straightforward. – Well it can’t be too straightforward, else why would it be
something interesting posted on the internet? – I mean it’s interesting,
but it’s straightforward. I can’t imagine what else it would be. I like the idea of this as well. – Okay. Shepherd, what do you think it is? A dog that what? – Craps. (crew laughs) – Pretty much any dog. (chuckles) – No a dog that craps some ice cream. – Oh, that would be great. – And some flip-flops.
– And you know what, Shepherd, McLaughlin minds think alike. – Free ice cream.
– I used the slightly more appropriate term, poops. You probably as the 10 year
old should be saying poops and your big dad should be
saying craps (chuckles). – Well poops, because some ice cream’s in a different color, I don’t
think it’s connected, but I do think that’s a great
idea for a new type of dog. Lando, what’s your answer? A dog that what? – Dances. – Dances. There are dogs that do that. – Dances some ice cream? – Mine is talks. ‘Cause I mean–
– What? – What do you mean what? – I don’t think you guys
understand how this works. This dog is doing something
to the ice cream, guys. – Yeah.
– I’m pretty sure. There’s no comma. – It can’t talk some ice cream. – There’s no comma.
– Just say ice cream? – [Stevie] The dog’s not doing
anything to the ice cream. Let’s reveal the answer though. – [Link] Poops! You got it right! (Rhett laughs) A dog that just poops! – I thought it was a dog
that pooped some ice cream. But–
– That’s even better! – But hold on, but craps
is technically poops, so we both get a point. – Yes. Of course I don’t. – [Stevie] Ready for the next one? – Yes. Dear Santa, I want a iPhone
and I want a flatscreen HDTV and one million pieces of blank, and I want a iPod and I
want a computer, a sister, a limo, and a limo driver. – Just get your sister to drive the limo. – Yeah. – Okay this kid’s pretty ambitious, so– – I have one. – K, I have it too. – So again, you each have your own answer. – What would a kid want pieces of? – I’ve got a guess. Lando, why don’t you go first? – Legos. – Ah.
– Okay yeah. That’s a pile of Legos. – A million pieces of Legos. – Yep.
– Okay. Shep, what about you? – Chicken. (Rhett laughs) – Pieces of chicken. (chuckles) – I mean, that’d be a good Christmas list. Again, we’re kind of
on the same wavelength. I thought it was food as well. A million pieces of bacon. – No, I’m thinking it’s a
million pieces of Bitcoin. – Oh.
– He’s trendy. – [Stevie] All right,
let’s see what it was. – [Link] Shrimp, it was a food. – [Shepherd] What? What? – A million pieces of shrimp. – Pieces of shrimp, chicken and shrimp. Bacon-wrapped shrimp.
– No, uh-uh. – Give us half a point.
– No. McLaughlins, you should not get a point. – First of all, we’re not
on the same team, son! (crew laughs) – [Link] Nobody gets a point there. – [Stevie] All right
let’s go for the next one. – [Rhett] Dear Santa. Santa, if you bring presents
with blank, bring blank. Okay. – [Link] So this is two blanks? – [Stevie] Two blanks. – Two blanks, boys. If you bring presents
for blank, bring blank. – Try to figure that out. – Mine makes logical sense. I don’t know if it’s the answer. Link you got something?
– Mine kinda makes sense. – Mine does. – Mine is, if you bring
presents with ribbons, bring scissors. ‘Cause I hate having to
remove ribbons from presents. – Okay, I was gonna say if
you bring presents with you, bring a sack. (chuckles) – Just giving him job advice. – Remember, put those
presents in sacks, Santa. Don’t forget that. – Okay Shep, what’s your answer? – Well, I was going to say
with wrapping, bring scissors. – Oh yeah? – Oh.
– Yeah. – It’s a very smart answer. – Maybe you guys are onto something with your little scissor talk. – Wrapping bring scissors.
– Wait what? I was too. – Oh you were too? – I promise.
– Okay. What’s your answer? – Bows and scissors. – Well it’s gotta be scissors, I mean, three people say scissors. – We all think it’s scissors. – [Stevie] Well we can rewrite it, ’cause here’s the answer. – [Rhett] If you bring
presents with batteries, bring batteries.
– Oh I get it. – That is so annoying. – Oh! – If you bring presents that
need batteries, I think is, oh. – All right this is a list. – For Santa.
– List for Santa. iPod, Minion too? – [Lando] Toy. – [Shepherd] Minecurft. – [Rhett] Xbox, Minecurft. – [Link] Minecr– (rolling tongue) Ooh. – [Rhett] And blank for mom. – [Link] And then the
Instagram caption says my son’s Christmas list
still makes me laugh. I don’t know what SMH stands for. – Shaking my head.
– Oh. – SMH that you don’t know that. – [Link] At least I
know my son has my back and wants his mommy happy. That’s a clue.
– Yep. – [Link] I love you baby DJ. – Oh his name’s DJ? I thought the other kid’s
name was OK or something. – [Link] Rhett, what
do you have over there? – You said OK.
– I thought his name was DK. – I went with schnapps. – Wait, what? – Oh, it actually says schapps. – You’re like a kid’s Christmas list. – You know, Mom likes schnapps. – What’s schnapps? – We’ll talk about it later. – Okay I got one. Didn’t work the first
time, maybe this time. Bitcoin for Mom. (Rhett laughs) You know, try to do some
investment on her behalf. – Okay, Lando, what’d you think? – A date. – Oh. Is that the fruit or is that like, like a person?
– A person. – Okay. – That’s pretty good. – Shep? – A boyfriend.
– Oh okay. Same thing.
– Guys on the same page. – [Stevie] Guys might be onto something. Let’s see what it is. – [Rhett and Link] Husband. – [Rhett] Okay I think
we gotta give a point to team Lando for that. – You date a boyfriend
and then they become a– – Husband? – Yeah, but what if the
guy brings schnapps? Maybe half point? Half point? – No half point.
– Okay, all right. – All right let’s see the next one. Dear Santa, you better
bring my blank this year or there will be consequences. There’s a, what’s the big blank? – I think it’s a picture.
– Yeah. I think it’s a picture.
– Yep. – You know how kids think. Crazy kids. – Okay. – All right, Shep, what do you think? – My dad. (Rhett and crew chuckling) – Aw. He even drew a picture
of his dad under there? – Okay, all right, hey. Shepherd, Daddy’s gonna be
home for Christmas this year. (chuckles) – Lando, what’s– – Everything’s gonna be okay, son. – What’s your answer? – I thought brother. Maybe he wants a baby
brother or something. – Oh, baby brother this year. – Yeah but not baby because
it wouldn’t fit in there. – Okay, good point. – I just said pony. Keep wanting a pony. – Yeah, that probably makes sense. I went with money, which could be Bitcoin. – Okay, it’s always a bad answer. All right what is it? – [Stevie] All right let’s see. – It is a pony!
– Oh yes! And look at that pony, it looks like a– – That is a weird pony. – [Rhett] Yeah that pony
needs to go back to leg day. – [Lando] Needs to work out. – Looks like a cross between
a pig and a Lima bean. (Lando chuckles) – [Stevie] All right guys,
this is your last chance. – No. – Okay, last chance to
catch up with team Shando. All right this one’s long. Dear Santa, there is only one
thing I want for Christmas. Crossed out, oh summer
vacation. (chuckles) All right, I don’t really understand this. I guess he repurposed this. That one thing is to
bring blank to my house because I think blank. That blank looks like more than one word. If you can do that, I
would be so grateful. Learn how to spell grateful, kid! Thanks Santa. – So was this a repurposed
list or was this, I want you to bring it now
but it’s for summer vacation. – My guess is this was for
Christmas and then he waited until, Santa didn’t do it for Christmas so he ended up doing
it for summer vacation. – I’ll go for the small blank. Not the big one. – Just figure out something. – Okay. – [Link] Only one thing
I want for Christmas. – Okay. You boys got anything? – I do.
– Okay. Go for it, Lando. – Rhett and Link, and I think I can go to the Tour of Mythicality, maybe? – Oh.
– Oh. Oh you’re making this a plug, I love it. And where will they find
out more information? – You think this is a fan letter, okay. – TourOfMythicality.com. I did not tell him to plug our
Tour of Mythicality website– – That’s good though. He should do that more
– I do love that. Maybe that’s it. – All right Shep, what about you? – Grandma because I think
she’s going to die soon. (crew laughs and gasps) – But not at Christmas but
definitely by summer vacation. – Shepherd. We should talk. (crew laughing) – That one thing to bring my grandma. Yeah I just said a pool
’cause it’s summer. But now I’m thinking it’s Grandma. (Rhett laughs) – Well mine was a little dark as well. But not quite as dark. The police because I think my
parents might be criminals. – All right. – [Stevie] All right, let’s
reveal it for the win. – [Link] Leonardo DiCaprio to my house because I think he’s cute
and I would like to meat him. – [Rhett] Meat with an A (chuckles). – I don’t know how meat
with an A is a verb. – I think that means dice him up. – And eat him. – All right, no one
got those points right, but that means Shando, you
have won with two points. – Yes, and we’re gonna be
looking at your Christmas lists in Good Mythical More and
I guess we’re gonna be buying you something off of them. – Thanks to Capital One for
sponsoring this episode. Go to CapitalOne.com/Eno to learn more and get to know Eno today. – Thanks for liking,
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know what time it is.” – [Boys] You know what time it is. – I’m John from Indiana. – And I’m Paul from Idaho. – [Together] And we’re roommates. And we got each other
GMM Christmas presents. And it’s time to spin
the Wheel of Mythicality. Woo! (Rhett laughs)
– Woo! I love that bro man. – Yes, click the top link because Shando’s gonna share their Christmas
wishlist in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. We got your arms covered
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