Now Everyone Can Play Bubble Burst Bernie


KNOW, WE’RE STILL ALL REELING
FROM TUESDAY’S PRIMARY IN
INDIANA.
IT WAS A HUGE NIGHT.
TWO PEOPLE WERE KNOCKED OUT OF
THE RACE, AND ONE WAS JUST
KNOCKED OUT.
(LAUGHTER)
SHE’S FINE.
BUT THERE’S ONE CANDIDATE WHO
REMAINED STANDING: BERNIE
SANDERS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
BERNIE — BERNIE SCORED A HUGE
UPSET VICTORY
THAT RAISED HIS CAMPAIGN FROM
THE GRAVE.
WHICH EXPLAINS WHY HE HAS THE
SAME HAIR AS AN EXTRA ON THE
WALKING DEAD.
(LAUGHTER)
AND YES, THE DELEGATE MATH LOOKS
TERRIBLE FOR BERNIE, BUT HE IS
NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
>>DO WE HAVE YOUR WORD IN THIS
INTERVIEW THAT YOU’RE NOT GOING
TO DROP OUT BEFORE THE
DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION?
>>ABSOLUTELY.
WE HAVE MADE THAT COMMITMENT.
I’M GOING TO BE IN IT UNTIL THE
LAST VOTE IS CAST.
>>STEPHEN: OF COURSE, HE’S NOT
DROPPING OUT!
HE’S LIVING EVERY OLD PERSON’S
DREAM: WHEREVER HE GOES,
THOUSANDS OF GRANDKIDS SHOW UP
TO LISTEN TO HIS STORIES.
(LAUGHTER)
YES.
AND I, FOR ONE —
I’M HAPPY FOR BERNIE.
HE’S ALWAYS BEEN A GREAT FRIEND
OF THE SHOW.
WHETHER AS A GUEST, OR AS A TEMP
WORKER OPERATING OUR T-SHIRT
CANNON.
I’M HAPPY TO SAY HE DID MAKE $15
AN HOUR FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS.
AND BERNIE STAYING IN THE
ELECTION MEANS I CAN RUN MY
FAVORITE THING WE’VE EVER DONE
WITH HIM ONE MORE TIME: A VIDEO
GAME WE CALL “BUBBLE BURST
BERNIE.”



>>WHEN EVERY MAJOR CANDIDATE
HAS A SUPER PAC, WE HAVE SAID NO
TO SUPER PACs, SAID NO TO THE
BILLIONAIRES WHO FUND THOSE
SUPER PACs!


(APPLAUSE)
>>Stephen: IT’S FANTASTIC,
ISN’T IT?
IT’S REALLY ENTERTAINING AND
DOESN’T REQUIRE POLITICAL
EXPERIENCE.
JUST LIKE BEING THE G.O.P.
NOMINEE.
AND TONIGHT, IN HONOR OF
BERNIE’S WIN, NOW YOU TOO CAN
PLAY.
WE AT THE LATE SHOW ARE PROUD
TO PRESENT AN ACTUAL VERSION OF
“BUBBLE BURST BERNIE” FOR YOUR
PHONE OR LAPTOP.
JUST GO TO CBS.COM/BERNIEGAME,
AND YOU CAN CONTROL BERNIE
SANDERS!
SO, BILLIONAIRES ARE NOT ALLOWED
TO PLAY.
GO ON THERE AND SEE IF YOU BEAT
THE HIGH SCORE.
OF COURSE, THANKS TO HILLARY
CLINTON’S SUPER-DELEGATES, YOU
NEVER CAN.

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