Tag: funny

Americans Review Australian Currency

– I’m picturing just like cookies in the shape of kangaroos. (laughing) – You think their money is cookies? – I don’t know what the Australian dollar is called. – I think it’s called the Australian dollar. – I hope they have animals because they have a very diverse mammal population. – Koalas, wombats. –

we all owe the dollar store an apology

*noise* Listen here. Okay, just just sit down listen. Just listen. I’m disappointed in everybody as the human race Why? you may ask. As a society I feel that we’re neglecting something. Like I feel like there’s something that we just don’t give enough credit Everybody just looks past this place, and just doesn’t even

Trump Has Made Billions Of Dollars Disappear

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I LOVE NEW YORK BECAUSE IT IS NOT WASHINGTON, D.C. IT’S BAD DOWN THERE. IT’S LIKE THE BATTLE OF WINTERFELL DOWN THERE. THIS MORNING, DONALD TRUMP ASSERTED EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE OVER THE MUELLER REPORT. EXCLUSIVE PRIVILEGE, OF COURSE, IS ACTUALLY TRUMP’S FAVORITE PRIVILEGE,