-I was wondering if you ever see —If you go on the Internet or anything,you ever see a meme of yourself as a Harry Potter meme,and you go like, “That’s pretty funny?”-I have.I think, like, maybe, a couple over the years.but nothing that I can immediately remember.-I thought you — -I don’t seek them out.-I
-People might not know this about you,that you were the voice on “Gossip Girl.”You were the narrator. -Oh. Yes, I was. Yeah.-And we asked —You were very kind to say yes to this, because we have —We feel as thougha lot of Donald Trump tweets feel very gossipy.-[ Laughs ]-And so we have asked if
-How’s it going?-Welcome. Thank you so much…-Holy moly. -…for coming to the show.I appreciate this.-It’s an honor. Holy moly.Like, I’ve literally dreamt about this momentmy entire life.Really. [ Laughs ]-Really?-Not even joking.But you — this, I got to say, “Crazy Rich Asians,”this movie came out and you’re the star,and you’re fantastic in it.-Thank you.-You didn’t
-We don’t always have enough timeto cover everything in the recent news,so here with a recap is one of our writers, Amber Ruffin,in a segment we call “Amber Says What.”♪♪[ Cheers and applause ]-You guys!Things have been crazy. Okay.First of all, Nike came out with a Colin Kaepernick ad,and everyone was like, “What?”Only some people
-The Trump administration has announced a new rulethat would limit legal immigrationby imposing a wealth test.For more on this it’s time for “A Closer Look.”[ Suspenseful theme plays ] [ Cheering and applause ]♪♪Trump has many racist conspiracy theories about immigrants.He thinks they’re being funded by shadowy groups.He thinks it’s a plot to invade Americaand
-Running a bit behind today.I thought if you guys wouldn’t mind,I’d just like to write outmy weekly thank you notes right now.Is that cool with you guys? [ Cheers and applause ]Hey, James, can I getsome thank-you-note-writing music, please?[ Soft piano playing, laughter ]It’s so peaceful.-Pensive. [ Laughter ]-Thank you, people runningthe New York City
-“Saturday Night Live,”you’re hosting for the first time this weekend.-Yeah. -How’s it going, buddy?-I’m intermittently terrified and confident.So, one minute — one minute, I’m, like, shaking.-That’s the balance you want.-Yeah, shaking with terror in my dressing room going,“Why did I ever agree to do this?I’m the most unfunny person in the world.”-No.-And the next minute,
-The Oscars were last night,and here with a recap is one of our writers, Amber Ruffin,in a segment we call “Amber Says What.”[ Cheers and applause ]-You guys! What?!The Oscars were crazy!Okay, first of all, everyone looked too beautiful.Danai Gurira’s dress was like, what?!Then Kacey Musgraves’ dress was like, what?!And then Regina King’s leg was
-Miley, here’s how it works.The Roots are going to start playing a songone instrument at a time.Miley and I can buzz in and guessas soon as we know the song.But if you guess wrong,the other person gets a chance to steal.-Okay. -You can play along at home.Roots, let’s hear the first song whenever.And, by the
-The last time I saw you, you were telling me about buying stuff for your baby, and then I went out and bought stuff for your baby. -Yeah. I made a subtle — I subtly dropped a hint to you that you should buy me something for my baby. -“I have a baby. I need
