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BITCOIN

WHAT THE F IS THAT!?You know i bought some Bitcoin a few years agoB- Bit.. whatIt’s like an online currency on CS:GOOh yeah, that’s so not worth itYeah I’ve made $30.000 nowWhat?Yeah I bought them for $100 in 2009Eh I’m just gonna go and milk the catWhat cat?That’s right Mr. bankI want to invest my

We Won Money With Bitcoin!!

BUCK: I’m Buck, with your TV report of the evening in Seattle. After years of being ignored, Bitcoin is finally getting the recognition it deserves!BUCK: Bitcoin, and many other cryptocurrencies, are going through the roof right now! Bitcoin alone has just hit over $20,000! And it looks like it’ll continue to grow!GIZZY: Pfft. Who wanted

The Bubble – SNL

♪♪♪ >>>THE UNTHINKABLE HAS FINALLYHAPPENED. OUR NATION TORN.BROKEN. YOU COULD MOVE TO CANADA.BUT YOU LOVE YOUR COUNTRY. WHAT CAN A PERSON LIKE YOU DO?>>WHAT IF THERE WAS A PLACE WHERE THE UNTHINKABLE DIDN’THAPPEN? WHERE LIFE COULD CONTINUE FORPROGRESSIVE AMERICANS JUST AS BEFORE?♪♪♪ >>NOW THERE IS.WELCOME TO THE BUBBLE. COMING IN JANUARY 2017, THEBUBBLE IS A

Trump People’s Court – SNL

>>>HE IS ASKING FOR BROAD UNCHECKED POWER, WILL HE GET IT?>>THESE ARE THE DEFENDANTS. THREE JUDGES FROM THE NINTHCIRCUIT COURT WHO HEARD THE CASE FOR TRUMP’S BAN, AND SAID NOT INOUR HOUSE. THEY’RE ACCUSED OF LETTING BADHOMBRES POUR INTO THIS COUNTRY. >>ALL RISE DO YOU PROMISE TOTELL THE TRUTH, WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE

If Google Was A Guy

Next!Hello, there.Is today tomorrow New Zealand?…Yes.Foot same-length Europe?What?Inch… Same length Europe?Gmail.com!*groans* (under breath) Oh, God.What is “Bitcoin”?Butthole!*kid chuckles*Gross fat butthole dick poop!Is that what kids are into these days?Are your parents home?Miss Pippy.You mean, “Mississippi”?Hey. I’m not a dictionary.My grandson, Nathan!Song that goes…*Repetitive enthusiastic meowing**ugh*Girls College.College Girls.Nude.*sighs*… Really?Patrick Castles.Pat Castles.Pat Castles… Funny.Bitcoin Market Value.Weed…Amount…Legal… NYC.Patrick