To Buy Crypto or Not to Buy Crypto? – South Side


[ Hushed voice ] Okay, look.
We are in possession
of insider information
like Martha Stewart.
My wife made
a tuna casserole, man.
It’s getting cold.
I’m really hungry.
What is this all about?
This is about us
getting P-A-I-D.
RTO is about
to take Litcoin.
Oh, then other stores will
probably start taking it, too.
Exactly. That means
Litcoin is about to pop.
Warren Buffett said that
“crypto is rat poisoning.”
That’s what he said.
It actually kills actual rats.
Hey, everybody,
if Bishop thinks it’s stupid,
you know that shit is smart.
All: Ooh!
You know what I’m about to do?
I’m about to “ooh” upstairs
and get all the commission
’cause all y’all dumbasses
down here.
Anyway, anyway,
all right, all right.
Look, look, look.
I got five on it.
-$5?
-Mm-hmm.
In all honesty, this is a better
investment than your son.
-[ Exhales sharply ]
-Oh.
I hate doing this to you…
[ All murmuring ]
But you know what I’m sayin’?
All right, nigga.
Square up.
I meant for your son.
Don’t touch me.
[ Sighs ]
I’m not, I’m not.
For. F-O-R.
[ Breathing shakily ]
Sims…
[ Chuckles ]
Y’all get Litcoin.

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