Video Game Currency in a nutshell [OLD]


I want that super duper awesome magic sword you have there! Okay! Which sword do you want? Wha..what are you talking about? I’m pointing at it right now! Well I can’t know unless you point your mouse to it. Oh, okay. Give me a moment here.. Crap, crap, crap WHERE THE HELL IS IT..okay here. What the…50 COINS?!? But it says five coins right there! Yeah, well the price there doesn’t include taxes. Who said anything about taxes?! Okay, fine, is there any other thing I can buy with just five coins? Well there’s potions for healing. And I don’t have to pay any taxes? No. Cool. Then i’ll buy one. WHAT?! Oh, I’m sorry, we don’t accept coins anymore. But..since WHEN?! About five seconds ago. So this game just RANDOMLY decided to change its currency? Yep, and we added a special type of money we thought people would like. Well what’s the currency? Gold poop emojis! You know what? Screw this place, and screw your damn gold poop money. Ah, sorry, now you have to pay REAL money to get anywhere..and you’re banned.

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